Not that I will be able to take out the great and elusive Mr. C with a pillow, but I will give it a shot!
Better then the cell phone. What am I gonna do call 911?
Looks like I'll be bashing all your brains in with a 17" laptop. That is definitely gonna leave a mark!
Dude, i get a sleeping Cocker Spaniel puppy?! Are you for real? Wow, i'm screwed, i better start feeding her raw meat and gunpowder. lol.
ok, so tv remote it is. what am i gonna do? channel surf til i find something to distract the horde while i find something a bit more lethal....
Im goin' to cheat, cause to my far left i have my gun cabinet, but the closest object to my left would be a pencil, a little 2 inch, pencil, im so screwed.
never screwed, just use immagination! LOL!!!
Ha, im sad to say imagination only goes so far, Its the sad fact of life