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Survivor Sam
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Zombie Survival Sheet 5.0 -Fill Yours Out Today!

Started this discussion. Last reply by Darrell Dixie May 1. 16 Replies

Have you filled one of these…Continue

Girls With Guns

Started this discussion. Last reply by Survivor Sam Sep 28, 2012. 111 Replies

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"The Zombie Bite Calculator"

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This is my rifle. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life.
My rifle, without me, is useless. Without my rifle, I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will...
My rifle and myself know that what counts in this war is not the rounds we fire, the noise of our burst, nor the smoke we make. We know that it is the hits that count. We will hit...
My rifle is human, even as I, because it is my life. Thus, I will learn it as a brother. I will learn its weaknesses, its strength, its parts, its accessories, its sights and its barrel. I will ever guard it against the ravages of weather and damage as I will ever guard my legs, my arms, my eyes and my heart against damage. I will keep my rifle clean and ready. We will become part of each other. We will...
Before God, I swear this creed. My rifle and myself are the defenders of my country. We are the masters of our enemy. We are the saviors of my life.
So be it, until victory is America's and there is no enemy, but peace!

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When the Zombie Apocalypse Begins Who Will You Side With:
The Future Brain Donors
Depending On Which Side You Choose Will You:
Bug Out
What is your Zombie Apocalypse Plan?
Grab my "bug out" bag and weapon, hop on my bike and head to the Grain Elevator that is a block a way. Climb the tower check the surrounding area, and prepare my camp for a night's rest.
Which of the following interests you the most ( Choose all that apply):
Zombies, Survival, Horror, Movies, Books, Bloggin, Cute Kitties, Recipes, Video Games

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At 4:20pm on January 5, 2013, michael said…

can i fill out a sheet

At 5:35pm on April 17, 2012, KimmyBitch Killswitch said…

Thanks a lot. I appreciate that =)

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Survivor Sam's Blog

She's Not Your Mommy Anymore

Posted on May 13, 2012 at 7:59pm 0 Comments

Hey kids, I know it seems like forever since we've released a new Survival Team Alpha cartoon, but it's only been a little over a month I think. I know that seems like a very long time, but trust me we will be back in action in no…

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The Penultimate Zombie Apocalypse Survival Shotgun

Posted on April 27, 2012 at 10:00am 3 Comments

Hey kids, it's your old buddy Survivor Sam here with something I think you'll really get a bang out of.  Today we are gonna talk about Surviving and Shotguns! Boy doesn't that sound like fun?…

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"Survival Team Alpha: Season Two Trailer"

Posted on January 29, 2012 at 1:57pm 0 Comments

That's right people Season Two is on the way! So save the drama for your Momma and those jokers on "The Walkin' Dread"! Survival Team Alpha promises to give you more action, more explosions, and a higher body count than you're ever gonna see from Scumbag Shane and crew! So Stay Tuned!…

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