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April 2012 Blog Posts (36)

Ask the Dead Guy No.20

Well believe it or not "Ask the Dead Guy" has finally made it to article number 20 in the series. Who'da thought this would go on for as long as it has.  Even more surprising is the fact that I had all four of the questions that I needed a…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 30, 2012 at 2:24pm — 1 Comment

The Walking Dead: "The Comic Book Vs. The Show"

It's Sunday, so it is time for me to blog about something, but quite frankly I'm feeling a bit lazy today so I figured I would take the easy way out.  I also figured I'd give you The Walking Dead fans out there something to jabber about…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 29, 2012 at 12:30pm — 2 Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "Natural Plants Used For First Aid"

Not too long ago A.K. Abby wrote a wonderful piece on basic first aid. Her piece inspired me to give you a little bit of insight and help finding and recognizing plants used to treat illness and injury. This may come in very handy in survival…

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Added by Dr. Dee Kay on April 28, 2012 at 6:00pm — 4 Comments

The Penultimate Zombie Apocalypse Survival Shotgun

Hey kids, it's your old buddy Survivor Sam here with something I think you'll really get a bang out of.  Today we are gonna talk about Surviving and Shotguns! Boy doesn't that sound like fun?…

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Added by Survivor Sam on April 27, 2012 at 10:00am — 3 Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "Tangle, Strangle, Dangle, and Mangle: A Guide to Snaring Small Game"

The undead are stalking the Earth, you need to secure your home against marauding survivors, your canned goods are running low, your kids are whining about not being able to use their iPods, and to top it all off your spouse says, "Can you run to…

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Added by A.K. Abby on April 26, 2012 at 5:23pm — 3 Comments

Zombie Fairy Tales For Wicked Children: Gorypox and the Three Brains

Once upon a time there was a little Zombie with horrible oozing pustules all over her face. The little Zombie's name was Gorypox.  Gorypox was not the most attentive of little Zombies, and one day while shambling through the deep dark…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 25, 2012 at 8:00pm — 5 Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "Christianity, The Zombie Apocalypse, and You!"

(Editors Note: Zombies do not practice religious worship. It doesn't matter to us who you pray to you all taste the same. Dr. Dee Kay is a Christian woman and thus this article represents her personal faith and does not…

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Added by Dr. Dee Kay on April 24, 2012 at 8:42am — 9 Comments

Ask the Dead Guy No. 19

Welcome back to another Monday and another Questions and Answers session with everyone's favorite Walking Stiff...ME!

For those of you who don't know yet…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 23, 2012 at 3:03pm — No Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "The Best Part of Waking Up is....What the Hell Is In My Cup?!"

The sun is rising over the horizon, fresh morning dew covers the grass, the birds are singing, and I'm wishing dawn was further away. Like that irascible fat cat Garfield I'm not a morning person. I hate mornings and the only thing that makes them…

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Added by A.K. Abby on April 21, 2012 at 7:35am — 4 Comments

Black Friday No.5: "Dawn of the Ted"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I found some Teddy scares you future brain donors and fellow Zombies out there are gonna absolutely die for. That's what I think.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 20, 2012 at 11:33am — 1 Comment

SURVIVE THIS! "Let the Zombie Games Begin"

Spring has sprung, and your young ones are bursting to the brim with energy. Your hair is turning gray, and what isn’t coming out naturally you find yourself ripping out in handfuls. A nice safe padded room with a jacket that gives you a big hug is…

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Added by Dr. Dee Kay on April 19, 2012 at 11:09am — No Comments

Zombie Fairy Tales For Wicked Children: The Boy Who Cried Zombie

Once upon a time there was a boy named Billy. Billy was a very naughty boy, and a bit full of himself.  Billy never listened to his parents, and in fact would quite often do the exact opposite of what he was told, as naughty children…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 18, 2012 at 11:08am — 1 Comment

SURVIVE THIS! "Raising Children After A Zombie Uprising"

(Editor's Note: I thought I would  follow up  Dr. Dee Kay's article on Post Z-Day child rearing  by sharing  A. K. Abby's take on the same topic. I am Curious…

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Added by A.K. Abby on April 17, 2012 at 10:00am — 2 Comments

Ask the Dead Guy No. 18: "What About the Kittens?"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I really hate it when my internal clock gets all buggered up and I am running 12 hours behind the rest of the world. That's what I think.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 16, 2012 at 10:00pm — 5 Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "Raising Children Post Z-day Part 2: Infancy and Up"

Well, I see you made it through your pregnancy, and survived the child birth ordeal. Now you are ready for the hardest part yet, keeping that precious noise maker alive. If you missed part one of this article, you can find it…

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Added by Dr. Dee Kay on April 14, 2012 at 8:19pm — 2 Comments

Music Lessons with Daryl Dixon Part 2

Been awhile since I posted a video on here, so I thought it was about time to give you all a nice hot hunk, I mean chunk of Daryl Dixon. Here is part two of music with that sexy beast Daryl Dixon.

Added by Happily Undead on April 14, 2012 at 5:30pm — 1 Comment

The Heart of Alabaster

The Heart of Alabaster

Prologue

     Jakob…

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Added by Joe Deathwalker on April 13, 2012 at 8:30pm — 5 Comments

Are You Not Entertained?

(Throws sword at the audience)

"Are you not Entertained?"…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 13, 2012 at 7:00pm — 6 Comments

Sons of Guns Season Finale: Zombie Gun

SONS OF GUNS

SEASON FINALE: ZOMBIE GUN!

Premiere: April 18 at 9PM…

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Added by Joe Deathwalker on April 12, 2012 at 9:30pm — No Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "Sex and Zombies, The Ultimate Dry Hump"

The world has gone to hell in a hand basket, the undead are stalking the earth seeking anything they can devour, the world economy is an almost forgotten bad dream, survivors cling to life in tiny groups avoiding the undead when they can and…

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Added by A.K. Abby on April 12, 2012 at 4:37pm — 4 Comments

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