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May 2012 Blog Posts (32)

Zombie Fairy Tales For Wicked Children: Tell Me A Story Little Brain Donors

Hello Boys and Girls, it's Wednesday again, and normally this is when we'd enjoy Story Time together. Unfortunately your old Unkie Cantankerous has been feeling a bit under the weather, so I am not up to telling a story this week. Instead…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on May 30, 2012 at 3:55pm — 1 Comment

SURVIVE THIS! "Zombie House Hunting: Thrills and Chills"

With Z-Day come and gone the undead have taken their place as the top of the food chain. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, as one of the last few survivors you have the unenviable task of rebuilding the human race and…

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Added by A.K. Abby on May 29, 2012 at 8:30pm — No Comments

Zombie Wars Sneak Peek

I mentioned this project a while ago, so considering the 35th Anniversary of Star Wars was a few days back I figure this is as good a time as any to release the trailer for our little Brain-Donors.Com Star Wars cartoon series that I…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on May 27, 2012 at 5:07pm — No Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "Post Zombie Apocalypse Memorial Days"

Every year as Spring comes around and the weather begins to warm up, people begin to look forward to that special day in May. The day that has come to be known as the official start of Summer.  Of course I'm talking about Memorial…

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Added by Dr. Dee Kay on May 26, 2012 at 9:30pm — No Comments

SURVIVE THIS! Comes to Facebook

It is with great pride and pleasure that I announce that on June 1st 2012 the gals from "SURVIVE THIS!" will be starting their very own Facebook page. A.K. Abby and Dr. Dee Kay will be taking what they started here on Tuesdays,…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on May 25, 2012 at 11:00pm — No Comments

Careful! You don't want to feed the Zombies!

It has been a very stressful week, so in an effort to take my mind off of the idiots I wish I could feed to the zombie horde, I started web surfing! I happened across this very interesting short video. It has no words to it, but it has a very catchy tune, and some wicked animation. I hope you all enjoy it, and just remember no matter how much you want to, no matter how much your hate that person driving you batty, please…

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Added by Happily Undead on May 25, 2012 at 6:30pm — No Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "Geek vs. Jock: Survival of the Most Idiotic"

After the dead rise and go in search of living brains to satisfy their unholy craving for flesh who do you suppose will survive? Naturally there will be survivors, if you read carefully you may even be one of them. When it comes down to brass tacks…

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Added by A.K. Abby on May 24, 2012 at 11:37pm — No Comments

Zombie Fairy Tales For Wicked Children: This Dead Man

Gather round Children because today I've got something really, really special planned for Story Time.  Today instead of a plain old story I am going to teach you a little song that you can sing over and over again for Mommy and Daddy on…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on May 23, 2012 at 9:38pm — No Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "What Not To Wear During A Zombie Uprising"

So the zombies are out and about. You find yourself having to run from them more and more often. Trying to elude those hungry flesh eaters is your number one priority, but the question on everyone’s mind is ; what do I wear? Today I am hoping to help…

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Added by Dr. Dee Kay on May 22, 2012 at 11:02pm — 2 Comments

Ask the Dead Guy No.23

Well brain donors, it's that time of week again where I dust off the old mail sack and have a look at what questions you have for me this week. Yep it's "Ask the Dead Guy" time again.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on May 21, 2012 at 7:00pm — 3 Comments

Monday is Coming and The Future Is So Bright I Have To Wear Shades

So it's Sunday evening and as per my usual I have spent most of my day in a vegetative state just relaxing. It's a good way to be so far as I can see it. By now some of you are already closing up shop and dreading what's to come…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on May 20, 2012 at 8:30pm — 1 Comment

SURVIVE THIS! "We All Live in a Zombie Submarine"

Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water, just when you thought things couldn't get any more dangerous....(Dun Dun Dun!)....Zombies!!…

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Added by A.K. Abby on May 19, 2012 at 8:05pm — No Comments

Killing Time No.5: "A Simulator For Zombies"

Well it's been a while since I wrote any "Killing Time" articles, so I suppose we are about due again. This is a series of articles where I fill you future brain donors in on what we Zombies do in our spare time when their aren't any humans…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on May 18, 2012 at 7:00pm — No Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Spotting A Zombie But Were Afraid To Ask"

It’s a typical day in a normal suburban town. Nothing out of the ordinary appears to be happening. Suddenly in the distance you hear the sirens begin to wail. Ambulances, police cars, and fire trucks begin rushing all over the community, responding to…

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Added by Dr. Dee Kay on May 17, 2012 at 6:30pm — 3 Comments

Zombie Fairy Tales For Wicked Children: Mangled -The Story of Rotpunzel

Gather round Children because it's story time again with your old Unkie Cantankerous.  Today's story was requested by little Timmy. Now I am not sure why a little boy would request this particular story, but then we aren't here to judge…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on May 16, 2012 at 7:01pm — 4 Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "Tents and Tipis and Lean-To’s, OH MY!"

The year is 2014. Sarah Palin is the president and she has somehow managed to accidentally bring about a zombie apocalypse. Don’t ask how it happened – it just did, and it’s actually a best-case scenario if you ask me. Living corpses are roaming the…

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Added by A.K. Abby on May 15, 2012 at 5:16pm — No Comments

Music Time

Well as boredom often strikes us in the most inopportune times, I did a little web surfing this afternoon. I was researching something totally different, when I ran across this video.  I thought some of you zombie fans might enjoy it, so I decided to post it on our favorite Zombie site Brain-Donors.Com.…

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Added by Happily Undead on May 15, 2012 at 1:30pm — No Comments

Ask the Dead Guy No.22

Well brain donors, it's that time of week again where I dust off the old mail sack and have a look at what questions you have for me this week. Yep it's "Ask the Dead Guy" time again.…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on May 14, 2012 at 8:22pm — 2 Comments

She's Not Your Mommy Anymore

Hey kids, I know it seems like forever since we've released a new Survival Team Alpha cartoon, but it's only been a little over a month I think. I know that seems like a very long time, but trust me we will be back in action in no…

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Added by Survivor Sam on May 13, 2012 at 7:59pm — No Comments

A dose of music to calm the souls....

Well, This video has nothing really to do with zombies, but it is violent, and also tends to fit right in with Mr. C's newest blog posts about fairy tales. This song is pretty old, but it just has that flare that makes it never really out of style. It has that violence aspect that keeps it entertaining. I mean who doesn't love a good scary or violent story. Well if you don't, first of all you are in the wrong place then,…

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Added by Happily Undead on May 12, 2012 at 9:30pm — 1 Comment

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