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June 2012 Blog Posts (8)

Zoe: The Zombie Slayer

I have been a tad bored as of late, and in my weird way, I hope this piece of UNFINISHED, writing gives you future brain donors something worth reading. I really hope you enjoy it, if you do, I will finish it, if not it will make great kindling for my next bonfire. I now present to you zombie fans:

Zoe: The Zombie…

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Added by Happily Undead on June 27, 2012 at 10:08pm — 1 Comment

SURVIVE THIS! "Condoms: Appearances Can Be Deceiving!"

When you think of a condom what is the first thing that comes to your mind? If you are anything like me, the first thing you think about is sex. Come on now and admit it. We are all adults, and I must say most of us like sex. So when I think of a…

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Added by Dr. Dee Kay on June 16, 2012 at 7:00pm — No Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "When You're Hot, You're Hot! And When You're Not, You're Freaking Freezing!"

Do you ever wonder what happens to a Zombie when you expose it to extreme changes in weather? Until recently I wondered that too. So I got my A.K.47, packed my survival gear and headed off to find out.…

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Added by A.K. Abby on June 14, 2012 at 7:17pm — No Comments

Zombie Fairy Tales for Wicked Children: "A Boy and His Bone"

Good Evening Boys and Girls.  I know it seems like forever since we had a Story Time together but it's really only been a couple of weeks.  I understand how that can feel like forever when you're little or a Zombie though. You see your…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on June 13, 2012 at 5:00pm — 2 Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "Is It The End Of The World As We Know It?"

As twenty twelve steadily moves forward towards that dreaded day in December, the day that has been infamously referred to as Doomsday, I thought I would share some of my insights on the matter, as well as provide some information on what others…

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Added by Dr. Dee Kay on June 12, 2012 at 5:41pm — 1 Comment

SURVIVE THIS! "Where NOT To Be During the Zombie Apocalypse"

I'll bet that everyone reading this has a survival plan for the day when the dead begin to rise. Something to do with fortifying your home or finding the right shelter, stocking food, weapons. I bet you have it all planned out. But what you never…

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Added by A.K. Abby on June 7, 2012 at 7:42pm — No Comments

SURVIVE THIS! "Dealing With Others While Maintaining Your Sanity"

Every where you look now a days all you see is Zombies. You are now so used to living with your small clique of survivors that you are more like a huge family rather than the strangers you once were. You can even take a flesh eater’s head off with one…

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Added by Dr. Dee Kay on June 5, 2012 at 5:51pm — 1 Comment

We're Here...So Fear...Get Used To It!

So unless you've been living under a rock for the past few weeks you are probably aware of all the recent "Zombie-Like" attacks that have been going on around the country. Especially on the East coast.  Well let me put your mind at ease. The…

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Added by Mister Cantankerous on June 4, 2012 at 4:01pm — No Comments

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