Zombie Fairy Tales For Wicked Children: One Girl Seven Midgets No Cup
Well I got another story request, and thankfully I don't have to frickin' rhyme in this one, so it should be a lot easier to tell. So gather around Children it's time once again for a story with your old Unkie…
Added by Mister Cantankerous on May 9, 2012 at 9:30pm — 3 Comments
Ask the Dead Guy No.22
Well brain donors, it's that time of week again where I dust off the old mail sack and have a look at what questions you have for me this week. Yep it's "Ask the Dead Guy" time again.…
Added by Mister Cantankerous on May 14, 2012 at 8:22pm — 2 Comments
Zombie Fairy Tales For Wicked Children: Gorypox and the Three Brains
Once upon a time there was a little Zombie with horrible oozing pustules all over her face. The little Zombie's name was Gorypox. Gorypox was not the most attentive of little Zombies, and one day while shambling through the deep dark…
Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 25, 2012 at 8:00pm — 5 Comments
SURVIVE THIS! "Video Games vs. Reality: Can You Tell The Difference?"
So you can play Left 4 Dead 2 on Expert with realism mode activated? What would you like me to do about that? Jump up and down throwing confetti at you, while I yell hurray you can survive a zombie apocalypse. Think again…
Added by Dr. Dee Kay on May 3, 2012 at 6:00pm — 3 Comments
SURVIVE THIS! "Natural Plants Used For First Aid"
Not too long ago A.K. Abby wrote a wonderful piece on basic first aid. Her piece inspired me to give you a little bit of insight and help finding and recognizing plants used to treat illness and injury. This may come in very handy in survival…
Added by Dr. Dee Kay on April 28, 2012 at 6:00pm — 4 Comments
SURVIVE THIS! "Christianity, The Zombie Apocalypse, and You!"
(Editors Note: Zombies do not practice religious worship. It doesn't matter to us who you pray to you all taste the same. Dr. Dee Kay is a Christian woman and thus this article represents her personal faith and does not…
Added by Dr. Dee Kay on April 24, 2012 at 8:42am — 9 Comments
Ask the Dead Guy No. 18: "What About the Kittens?"
Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I really hate it when my internal clock gets all buggered up and I am running 12 hours behind the rest of the world. That's what I think.…
Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 16, 2012 at 10:00pm — 5 Comments
SURVIVE THIS! "Sex and Zombies, The Ultimate Dry Hump"
The world has gone to hell in a hand basket, the undead are stalking the earth seeking anything they can devour, the world economy is an almost forgotten bad dream, survivors cling to life in tiny groups avoiding the undead when they can and…
Added by A.K. Abby on April 12, 2012 at 4:37pm — 4 Comments
Zombie Fairy Tales For Wicked Children: Harold and Gracie
Once upon a time there was an overly educated Emo Cutter who lived in a small modest home in Oregon at the edge of a spooky, depressing forest. He shared his pathetic existence with his new wife, and two ungrateful children. The new wife…
Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 11, 2012 at 5:05pm — 2 Comments
SURVIVE THIS! "Raising Children Post Z-day Part 1: Pregnancy and Child Birth"
In my last blog, I discussed post Z-Day sex, and in that article I left you hanging a bit on the whole pregnancy and child raising thing. This is because I knew I would need an entire blog, possibly two, devoted to just these things. I mean there is…
Added by Dr. Dee Kay on April 10, 2012 at 5:00pm — 2 Comments
PROMOTE MY STUFF!
Are you an artist trying to get the word out about your latest creation? Maybe make a few bucks so you don't starve? Or perhaps you're a craftsman creating custom apparel, jewelry or knickknacks for around the house or garden. You could be…
Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 4, 2012 at 11:00am — No Comments
Introducing: SURVIVE THIS!
Well as many of you know, I have pretty much been the sole writer of articles here at brain-donors.com for some time now, and seeing as I started this website initially as a new home for my personal blog I suppose that makes sense. Most of…
Added by Mister Cantankerous on April 2, 2012 at 6:30pm — No Comments
SURVIVE THIS! "Sex, Zombies, and You"
Picture this, it is a sunny post Z-day afternoon, you find yourself out scavenging with a member of the opposite sex, and suddenly your sexual urges get the better of you. The temptation becomes so great you can't ignore them any longer, and you want…
Added by Dr. Dee Kay on April 5, 2012 at 1:30pm — 1 Comment
"Ask the Dead Guy No. 12"
Well I'll tell you what I think, I think I wasn't up to writing yesterday but you can't keep a good Zombie down, so now that I am properly caffeinated let's do this! That's what I think.…
Added by Mister Cantankerous on February 28, 2012 at 12:41pm — 2 Comments
OK so I may have lapsed a bit in the music department, or being online for that matter. It has been crazy around here lately. However I did come across this neat little video about zombie love. Hope you like it...
Added by Happily Undead on March 14, 2012 at 10:24pm — No Comments
"Ask the Dead Guy No. 11.5"
Well I'll tell you what I think, I think you all were warned numerous times that this would happen, and now it has. I hope you can all live with yourselves. That's what I think.…
Added by Mister Cantankerous on February 20, 2012 at 12:56pm — 3 Comments
But you are sadly mistaken!!!! In fact I would like to take a few minutes to enlighten you on the aspect of emotional ties in a post Apocalyptic times. I mean I am sure that most, if not all of you, have thought this through. Do you go off on your own? Do you form groups to be as civilized as…
Added by Happily Undead on December 16, 2011 at 10:30pm — 2 Comments
"Let's Make a Meme"
Well I'll tell you what I think, I think with all the memes flying around the intrawebz these days it's about high time we Zombies and Zombie lovers got off our respective asses, and started one of our own. That's what I…
Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 9, 2011 at 8:30am — 1 Comment
"Stranger Than Fiction?"
Well I'll tell you what I think, I think in the age of Marvel, DC, and Dark Horse we need to remember that it was independents who kept the comic book history going. That's what I think.…
Added by Mister Cantankerous on November 9, 2011 at 10:00am — No Comments
"Game On!"
Well I'll tell you what I think, I think everything old can become new again, both in movies, and more importantly in computer gaming. That's what I think.…
ContinueAdded by Mister Cantankerous on November 10, 2011 at 11:00am — No Comments
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