Well it's Monday again so you know what that means? It means I am apparently getting deprived of my Pureed Kitten Smoothie again, that's what it means.  Honestly I could stand to lose a few pounds, so I am glad we got enough questions this…

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think its been forever since we had ourselves a good old question and answer session with a dead guy. That's what I think. As promised my "Ask the Dead Guy" feature is back in business again. It's been a…

Good Evening Boys and Girls.  I know it seems like forever since we had a Story Time together but it's really only been a couple of weeks.  I understand how that can feel like forever when you're little or a Zombie though. You see your…

So unless you've been living under a rock for the past few weeks you are probably aware of all the recent "Zombie-Like" attacks that have been going on around the country. Especially on the East coast.  Well let me put your mind at ease. The…

Hello Boys and Girls, it's Wednesday again, and normally this is when we'd enjoy Story Time together. Unfortunately your old Unkie Cantankerous has been feeling a bit under the weather, so I am not up to telling a story this week. Instead…

I mentioned this project a while ago, so considering the 35th Anniversary of Star Wars was a few days back I figure this is as good a time as any to release the trailer for our little Brain-Donors.Com Star Wars cartoon series that I…

It is with great pride and pleasure that I announce that on June 1st 2012 the gals from "SURVIVE THIS!" will be starting their very own Facebook page. A.K. Abby and Dr. Dee Kay will be taking what they started here on Tuesdays,…

Gather round Children because today I've got something really, really special planned for Story Time.  Today instead of a plain old story I am going to teach you a little song that you can sing over and over again for Mommy and Daddy on…

Well brain donors, it's that time of week again where I dust off the old mail sack and have a look at what questions you have for me this week. Yep it's "Ask the Dead Guy" time again.…

So it's Sunday evening and as per my usual I have spent most of my day in a vegetative state just relaxing. It's a good way to be so far as I can see it. By now some of you are already closing up shop and dreading what's to come…

Well it's been a while since I wrote any "Killing Time" articles, so I suppose we are about due again. This is a series of articles where I fill you future brain donors in on what we Zombies do in our spare time when their aren't any humans…

Gather round Children because it's story time again with your old Unkie Cantankerous.  Today's story was requested by little Timmy. Now I am not sure why a little boy would request this particular story, but then we aren't here to judge…

Well brain donors, it's that time of week again where I dust off the old mail sack and have a look at what questions you have for me this week. Yep it's "Ask the Dead Guy" time again.…

In this week's "Ask the Dead Guy" article Amanda Rogers asked me, "Do Zombies Keep Pets". Of course I went on to talk about Mister Underfoot and my collection of Zombie Hamsters. If you missed that article you can find a link to it…

Well I got another story request, and thankfully I don't have to frickin' rhyme in this one, so it should be a lot easier to tell. So gather around Children it's time once again for a story with your old Unkie…

Well it's that time of the week again where I open up the old mailbag and find out what new and interesting things you future brain donors wish to learn about. That's right folks it's "Ask the Dead Guy" time!…

A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away enough from Lucasfilm so as to avoid any copyright infringement I raised a corpse from the dead.  How he died is somewhat irrelevant at this point, so let's just say it was a grisly death and we'll leave it…

Bet you didn't know I was a big Star Wars fan did you? Well I bet there's something else you didn't know, I was almost cast in Star Wars. Yep, you read that right. See when George Lucas started mucking around and making changes in the…

Last week one of you Children asked me if I would tell a Doctor Seuss style story. After giving the possibility much thought, I went ahead and dug the old codger up and had a good long chat with him.  Today's story is the result of that little…

Well believe it or not "Ask the Dead Guy" has finally made it to article number 20 in the series. Who'da thought this would go on for as long as it has.  Even more surprising is the fact that I had all four of the questions that I needed a…