Well I'll tell you what I think, I think while all you future brain donors are killing each other at the local mall over cut rate appliances and two for one girdle sales, I am gonna play it safe and shop online while I wait for the carnage to clear. That's what I think.

Perhaps like me you aren't the typical "Mall Zombie". You know what I am talking about right? Those future brain donors who look like zombies but are in fact living breathing window shoppers who are completely and utterly oblivious to everything and everyone around them. I can promise you this much, when "Z-day"  finally arrives they are at the very top of my "Eat First" list.

As you can guess, I personally don't care much for "The Mall". I've likewise learned over the years to avoid anything even remotely resembling a retail outlet center on the day after Thanksgiving.  Black Friday is a celebration of Mall Zombieism that this particular dead guy is just as happy to avoid as I would be happy to avoid the Black Plague.  That said, if you're like me you still have hordlings to shop for, or maybe a special ghoul you are kinda sweet on.  So what is a person or Zombie who abhors shopping at retail detention centers left to do?

Well I don't know about your calendar, but mine shows there are five Fridays between now and Christmas, and I know I will be shopping right up till the last possible minute. As such,  I intend to make every one of those Fridays a "Black" Friday here at the blog  by featuring some item that your loving Zombie or Zombie lover would literally kill to have for the holidays.  So without further adieu, welcome to my "Black Friday- Deal of the Week".

Seeing as how earlier in the week I talked about Zombie Bowling, I thought it only appropriate to feature some gear that any Zombie lover would be bowled over by.
Zombiehead Bowling balls courtesy of famed airbrush artist Oliver Paass. These are some one of a kind balls, and to be honest I have no idea how  much he wants for them. You'd be balls to the walls crazy though if you thought your special dead guy or gal wouldn't love to chuck one of these bad boys and girls down the alley to rock some pins around.

The balls you see here were specifically commissioned by the German Horror TV channel "13th Street", so they may not be available for sale. However, before you get all down in the mouth, Mr. Paass does do custom work, so it's quite possible you could arrange to have him design a ball specifically for you.

The only real hitch is that Mr. Paass lives in Germany, and I don't know about you, but other than saying "where is the bathroom" and "may I have another beer", my German is for shit.  Mr. Paass maintains a website that you can find here. It to is in German so you will have to find someone who knows the language to guide you around it.

Bottom line is no Zombie or Zombie Bowling fan would want to be without this little dandy for the holidays and the hereafter.  So if the person in question is someone you love more than life or the afterlife itself, it certainly is worth doing some further research to see what you can dig up. It is without question a very cool and unique way to say "I love you for your brains."

Be sure to check in again next Friday for another  Black Friday "Deal of the Week" courtesy of me, Mister Cantankerous, and the horde at Brain-Donors.com. Till then...

...You're on your own.