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"We Only Love You For Your Brains"

Well I'll tell you what I think, I think it's been nearly five months since I originally wrote about this phenomena and I still don't understand it anymore now than I did back then. That's what I think.

Even now I can hear you babbling to yourself, "WTF are you talking about Mister Cantankerous?" What I am talking about of course is this fetish some of you future brain donors have with gas masks.

I wrote about this rather bizarre phenomenon last November in an article called "Why the Mask?". To be honest I got shit for answers back then, and I am once again seeing images of gas masks popping up more and more frequently on Zombie Fan pages on Facebook. If you missed my original article on the subject you can find it here.

So again I ask, "Why the Mask?" What kind of protection do you honestly think a gas mask is going to afford you in the advent of a Zombie Apocalypse? More importantly how did gas masks become associated with Zombie Apocalypse survival in the first place? How exactly did this particular future brain donor fetish come about? I'd sincerely like to know, because quite frankly I don't get it.

While you're pondering your answer to this question, I thought I'd treat you Gas Mask fans to some images I've collected over the past several months. So grab you box of tissues, gaze upon the images to follow, and let's see if you can for once come up with some answers that make sense to a dead guy. I'd really appreciate it.

Hell now that I think about it, some of you had better grab two boxes of Kleenex. There are a lot of pictures here to be seen. Feel feel to take a break if you need to.  Please try not to kill yourself enjoying them too much. That would be an incredibly embarrassing way to go.

Now you're on your own.

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Comment by Mister Cantankerous on April 10, 2012 at 12:14am

Point taken Doc. To be honest I think it's all just some kinky sex thing for future brain donors that have "faces for radio" if you take my meaning....

Comment by Dr. Dee Kay on April 6, 2012 at 2:28pm

I have to agree. What good is a gas mask going to be against a zombie ripping a huge chunk of your neck out? Yes a mask would help against air born diseases, and might protect you from catching the super flu or something. But it is not going to be the flu tearing chunks of your flesh off. So to me they are worthless for Z-day, unless you are using it to avoid the stench of rotting corpses LOL!

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