A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away enough from Lucasfilm so as to avoid any copyright infringement I raised a corpse from the dead. How he died is somewhat irrelevant at this point, so let's just say it was a grisly death and we'll leave it at that. The reason why I raised this corpse from the dead is really what matters anyways.
As some of you future brain donors already know, there is nothing in the world that gives me more pleasure than bashing your skulls in and sucking your brains out with a straw or wrapping them in Bacon. Unfortunately for me, building a global empire and plotting to take over the world doesn't always leave me the time to indulge in that particular hobby, and well, a Zombie's gotta eat. That is where the fresh corpse came into the picture.
Using a technique I learned decades ago from a Haitian cleaning lady I had in my employ at the time, I raised this fresh corpse from the dead to do my bidding. The first words my new minion uttered were "zZogGggg", so that's what I named him. Now he works for me, procuring certain things I need for my maniacal plans, and taking out my enemies as need be. He works pretty cheap too.
"Great Story Bro, but why should I care?" I hear you saying. Well I suppose that is a fair response. See back in the days before Facebook, when people still used MySpace, Zog had his own page from which he would post his "War Journal". Something that was incorporated into my own blog back when I ran the original Witywit website. Now that I do my blogging here at Brain-Donors.Com I have decided to bring him back again. Only this time we are going to try telling his story in a slightly different fashion.
In addition to being a huge movie fan, I am also a big fan of comic books. With the help of that brain donor who makes my animated cartoons, Brian Thorn and his friend Amanda Rogers, we are going to bring Zog back again, in his own intrawebz comic book. A comic book that will be available exclusively at Brain-Donors.Com for our members to enjoy.
Each week a new chapter from Zog's War Journal will unfold for your entertainment, telling more and more of his story as well as giving all you future brain donors a better understanding of what it's like to be a dead guy in a world full of would be survivors. Trust me it won't be pretty. Hell hath no fury like a Zombie looking for a Pay Day.
Now this feature won't be available for a couple weeks yet, as the artist and writer have informed me that they would like to get several issues ready before releasing the first one. All I know is I couldn't be happier knowing that we will be the exclusive host of this series.
As you can imagine Zog is also very excited to start cracking skulls and slaughtering Humans in the name of Zombie-king once again. You see Zog is a very different kind of Zombie from yours truly. I consider myself to be mildly Cantankerous whereas Zog would just as soon cut off your privates and feed them to you before slitting your throat. I guess you could say he is a bit of a homicidal maniac, but when it comes to Zombie Bounty Hunters I kind of like them that way.
We are still weeks away from releasing Zog's War Journal #1, but I couldn't wait that long to share the news with all of you. So keep an eye out for it. Oh and a word of warning...if you should happen to smell something funny in the air on some dark and creepy night in the near future, there's a pretty good chance that Zog is looking to collect a Bounty on YOU!
Now you're on your own.