Hello Boys and Girls, it's Wednesday again, and normally this is when we'd enjoy Story Time together. Unfortunately your old Unkie Cantankerous has been feeling a bit under the weather, so I am not up to telling a story this week. Instead I am going to have to pass the torch to you. I know better than to give you pitchforks as well. I'm ill not stupid after all.

Here is what I would like you to do; please take this opportunity to submit some suggestions for stories and songs you'd like to see me tell in the weeks to come. If you've followed this series at all you should have a fairly good idea of what I am looking for. I know you are all clever little boys and girls so I am sure you are full of wonderful suggestions. I cannot wait to see what you come up with.

You can post your ideas in the comments here, or post them on Facebook.  If you want to submit some questions for next week's "Ask the Dead Guy" that would be appreciated as well, because I still don't have enough for an article just yet. I don't have it in me this week to eat another kitten.

I promise I will have a new story or song for you to enjoy next Wednesday. In the meantime Unkie Cantankerous needs to get some rest so I don't get caught by some Redneck with a Remington with my drawers around my ankles. Thank you in advance for your submissions.

Now you're on your own.